Niyce

RIP Lula

2006-02-16T18:36:00.000-06:00

You were a loyal friend for over 16 years. We'll miss you.

500 kV

2006-02-13T16:13:00.000-06:00

Stake Your Claim

2006-02-13T16:10:00.000-06:00

On Tuesday, the 14th between 4pm est until 5pm est
Dotster.com is giving away $1 domains (limit 1 per order, but you can
make unlimited orders). Any COM/NET/ORG domain can be registered.

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Best Spam of the Day

2006-02-10T21:35:00.000-06:00

From: Son Lee
Subject: Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!

Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as "Klinton-Levinsky".
After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot!
It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to
shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra.
What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more
attractive.
It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!

See our Voagra shop to enter upon the new phase of your life.
http://alesandis.com/

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Kickback Mountain

2006-02-10T21:28:00.000-06:00

via Silverback

Google Earth for Mac

2006-02-10T12:41:00.000-06:00

Finally

Sly, Baby, Yeah!

2006-02-09T10:00:00.000-06:00

Get Your 'Busa On

2006-02-09T09:50:00.000-06:00

trike stylie

Ride The TT-Assen Circuit

2006-02-09T09:45:00.000-06:00

and try and beat Rossi's time

Bunnies Re-enact The Original Star Wars

2006-02-09T09:38:00.000-06:00

in under a minute

via Milk and Cookies

Yahoo To Pay You For Your Searches

2006-02-09T09:06:00.000-06:00

or something like that

Pinhole Matchbox Camera

2006-02-08T20:40:00.000-06:00

Here's how to do it

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Woz Finger Puppet

2006-02-08T10:19:00.000-06:00

and part of an interview

One More...

2006-02-07T15:24:00.000-06:00

man busted when his vegetable cans contained herb instead

Its a Potty Kind of Day

2006-02-07T15:22:00.000-06:00

Man dumps his dope out along the highway during chase

No Dope Smoking Sign

2006-02-07T15:16:00.000-06:00

in the Netherlands

DeTox Tips

2006-02-07T15:10:00.000-06:00

Zippy wrote:
> A friend and I are planning to go away for a month or so in
> September/October to kick our habits. He's on a lowish amount of gear
> and I'm on 6mls/day of Subutex right now. We both want to go somewhere
> that's still warm and laid back but crucially somewhere we can get
> sleepers legally or very easily. We're avoiding India/Thailand and
> other places where smack is too easy to get hold of. We were thinking
> of North Africa and I'm told Egypt is nice at that time of the year.
> Has anyone got any ideas? We've both been to Spain loads so we'd
rather
> go elsewhere and I'm not sure if you can still get Dormidina/Valium
> over-the-counter there anymore.
> I know getting benzos during WD's is considered a bad idea by many but
> that's the plan and they've always helped me at those times in the
> past. Also, lounging about in the sun helps take your mind off things,
> I find.

> Thanks in advance and all constructive suggestions welcome.

> Zippy.

> PS the availability of benzos and sun is crucial as I do hate rattling
> in cold weather, it really is a major dis-incentive.

Late one September I kicked a large nicotine habit in Croatia on the
coast (Šibenik, Zadar, Split, Dubrovnik, etc.) after loading up on DHC,
pure codeine HCl tabs, dionine, nicocodeine, meprobamate, carisoprodol,
and assorted benzos (Mylostan, Mogodon, Valium, Xanax, Dormicum &
Tranxene if memory serves correctly) in case they were needed in other
locations.

I also broke a 360-morphine-unit/day nicomorphine & piritramide habit
the same way two years later. There and Zagreb...to top it all off
overall Croatia was the best place I could think of to be when my one-
eyed monster started working properly again.

Agent 69
alt.drugs.hydromorphone

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Not So Easy. Click the Red Square

2006-02-07T13:00:00.000-06:00

and don't get hit.

via Eggmaster

420

2006-02-07T12:53:00.000-06:00

Hex Styley

via Lorin

DoF Generator

2006-02-07T12:49:00.000-06:00

Depth of Field that is

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The Suit Behind The Satellite

2006-02-07T09:04:00.000-06:00

Russian spacesuit used as a satellite

You've Seen Those Big Foam Fingers

2006-02-06T19:34:00.000-06:00

at football games and such. Well check out the pink penises used by this German soccer team.

Yahoo and AOL to Charge For Email

2006-02-06T10:08:00.000-06:00

Guranteeing delivery through spam filters, &c.

Message in a Bottle Leads to a Talking To...

2006-02-06T09:40:00.000-06:00

...damn littering, mucking about Americans.

StarForce's Kung Fu is so Bad Ass...

2006-02-01T21:42:00.000-06:00

...none dare challenge them, har!

Just What I Need for that Next Big Ol' Rack of Ribs

2006-02-01T17:09:00.000-06:00

Bounty by the box, Stash-a-pack style

Oh Well, They Have Lots of Money

2006-02-01T17:02:00.000-06:00

Ebay might have made a bad investment in Skype

Must Have Been Good Stuff

2006-02-01T16:45:00.000-06:00

If you got your dope ripped off and you called the cops about it

God FAQ

2006-01-31T17:06:00.000-06:00

Everything you need to know

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StarForce

2006-01-31T10:43:00.000-06:00

rootkit, malware, &c.

You Break It, You Buy It

2006-01-31T10:38:00.000-06:00

and tie those shoelaces

I Scream, You Scream...

2006-01-31T05:53:00.000-06:00

Groovy, errr creamy, ice cream signs

Austin Postering

2006-01-31T05:01:00.000-06:00

but no posters

via Russ

My Favorite Modeling Compound

2006-01-29T11:43:00.000-06:00

I always loved the smell of the original Play-doh, that stuff they make today is just not the same

via Bedazzled

Get Your Firefight On

2006-01-29T11:27:00.000-06:00

Chinese firefighting motorcycles

via Bikes in the Fast Lane

Determine When the ISS Will Be in Your Neighborhood

2006-01-29T11:11:00.000-06:00

Nasa's JPass will figure out when the Internation Space Station is passing overhead based on you zipcode

Plaque Begone!

2006-01-29T10:44:00.000-06:00

Filipino school children attempt to set mass toothbrushing record

Champagne Chairs

2006-01-26T12:49:00.000-06:00

choose your favorite

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Careful How You Use That :(

2006-01-26T10:12:00.000-06:00

Emoticons possibly patented

Fastr Fastr

2006-01-26T08:15:00.000-06:00

Flickr game

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Get Your Ad On

2006-01-26T07:54:00.000-06:00

Old electronics ads

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Get Your Corn Dog On

2006-01-23T19:15:00.000-06:00

It's almost like having a Fletcher's stand right on your car dash

via Strange New Products

ZARD Exhaust

2006-01-23T18:30:00.000-06:00

for the new Ducati Paul Smart is spot on

via Russ

Bean Counter

2006-01-23T18:18:00.000-06:00

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!

And, yes, the man is really there!!! (emphasis from source email)

via Kris

Well, That Would Be One Way To Get Out of It

2006-01-20T19:40:00.000-06:00

but I think I would take the caning

Worried About Being Kidnapped?

2006-01-19T21:53:00.000-06:00

Then have I got the phone for you...

The End of America as We Know It

2006-01-19T21:12:00.000-06:00

Wham-O bought by Hong Kong group

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Set Newton Free

2006-01-19T07:58:00.000-06:00

Apple Newton OS emulator

via Cult of Mac

A Fistful of Aces

2006-01-18T09:44:00.000-06:00

30 different versions of "Ace of Spades"

Sly Stone Stoned

2006-01-16T20:39:00.000-06:00

on the Dick Cavett show

Paperbacks From The Isle of Lesbos

2006-01-16T20:27:00.000-06:00

Strange Sisters

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Black Snake Moan

2006-01-16T11:02:00.000-06:00

and others in 'The Story of the Blues'

Knocked Up Skate Betty

2006-01-16T10:30:00.000-06:00

Groovy mini-cruiser from Old Star Skateboards

Get Your Pick On

2006-01-16T10:15:00.000-06:00

How to lockpick video

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To spark mere dust to intense blazing fire & create the unity of God's spaceship Earth, as all mankind desire! Bronner's Almond Soap...

2006-01-16T09:54:00.000-06:00

Dr. Bronner quote generator

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Lower the Fine

2006-01-16T09:47:00.000-06:00

for lowering your britches

State of the World

2006-01-14T09:39:00.000-06:00

according to Bruce Sterling

Slip Between the Sheets

2006-01-14T09:33:00.000-06:00

with two kissing lebians

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Damn Drunks

2006-01-14T09:24:00.000-06:00

busted up the pot farm

This Year's Full Moons

2006-01-13T12:15:00.000-06:00

Name, Date and Time

Kitchen in the Round

2006-01-12T17:23:00.000-06:00

I wonder if this is what Barry Manilow cooks dinner in

Free WMV Quicktime Viewer

2006-01-12T17:04:00.000-06:00

From Microsoft use at your own risk. Reported mixed results.

via Tera and Bambi

Get Your UFO On

2006-01-12T16:48:00.000-06:00

Alien stylie

Jet Powered YSR 50

2006-01-12T16:39:00.000-06:00

eat your heart out Jay Leno

via Bikes in the Fast Lane

Indian Border Patrol

2006-01-12T16:32:00.000-06:00

Conserving fuel I reckon

Mobo Made

2006-01-12T16:18:00.000-06:00

How its done at Gigabyte

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Spiral Scouts

2006-01-12T15:58:00.000-06:00

For Wiccan youth

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8 Track Heaven

2006-01-11T19:38:00.000-06:00

I dig Track 3 'The History of 8 Track'

via Grace

Nalgene Coffee Press

2006-01-10T12:06:00.000-06:00

Gotta have for the camping set

via Strange New Products

Probably Watching Golf

2006-01-10T08:03:00.000-06:00

Woman dies in front of TV and left there since 2003

KTM Pits

2006-01-09T07:45:00.000-06:00

Bivouac Dakar style

The Wind Crys Mary

2006-01-09T06:59:00.000-06:00

Jimi in Stockholm

Mouse On Fire!

2006-01-09T05:40:00.000-06:00

Oh! And now the house is too.

Neologisms

2006-01-09T05:22:00.000-06:00

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3 . Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.