Tuesday, January 31, 2006


Everything you need to know


rootkit, malware, &c.

You Break It, You Buy It

and tie those shoelaces

I Scream, You Scream...

Groovy, errr creamy, ice cream signs

Austin Postering

but no posters

Sunday, January 29, 2006

My Favorite Modeling Compound

I always loved the smell of the original Play-doh, that stuff they make today is just not the same

Get Your Firefight On

Chinese firefighting motorcycles

Determine When the ISS Will Be in Your Neighborhood

Nasa's JPass will figure out when the Internation Space Station is passing overhead based on you zipcode

Plaque Begone!

Filipino school children attempt to set mass toothbrushing record

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Champagne Chairs

choose your favorite

Careful How You Use That :(

Emoticons possibly patented

Fastr Fastr

Flickr game

Get Your Ad On

Old electronics ads

Monday, January 23, 2006

Get Your Corn Dog On

It's almost like having a Fletcher's stand right on your car dash

ZARD Exhaust

for the new Ducati Paul Smart is spot on

Bean Counter

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!

And, yes, the man is really there!!! (emphasis from source email)

Friday, January 20, 2006

Well, That Would Be One Way To Get Out of It

but I think I would take the caning

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Worried About Being Kidnapped?

Then have I got the phone for you...

The End of America as We Know It

Wham-O bought by Hong Kong group

Set Newton Free

Apple Newton OS emulator

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

A Fistful of Aces

30 different versions of "Ace of Spades"

Monday, January 16, 2006

Sly Stone Stoned

on the Dick Cavett show

Paperbacks From The Isle of Lesbos

Strange Sisters

Black Snake Moan

and others in 'The Story of the Blues'

Knocked Up Skate Betty

Groovy mini-cruiser from Old Star Skateboards

Get Your Pick On

How to lockpick video

To spark mere dust to intense blazing fire & create the unity of God's spaceship Earth, as all mankind desire! Bronner's Almond Soap...

Dr. Bronner quote generator

Lower the Fine

for lowering your britches

Saturday, January 14, 2006

State of the World

according to Bruce Sterling

Slip Between the Sheets

with two kissing lebians

Damn Drunks

busted up the pot farm

Friday, January 13, 2006

This Year's Full Moons

Name, Date and Time

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Kitchen in the Round

I wonder if this is what Barry Manilow cooks dinner in

Free WMV Quicktime Viewer

From Microsoft use at your own risk. Reported mixed results.

Get Your UFO On

Alien stylie

Jet Powered YSR 50

eat your heart out Jay Leno

Indian Border Patrol

Conserving fuel I reckon

Mobo Made

How its done at Gigabyte

Spiral Scouts

For Wiccan youth

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

8 Track Heaven

I dig Track 3 'The History of 8 Track'

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Nalgene Coffee Press

Gotta have for the camping set

Probably Watching Golf

Woman dies in front of TV and left there since 2003

Monday, January 09, 2006

KTM Pits

Bivouac Dakar style

The Wind Crys Mary

Jimi in Stockholm

Mouse On Fire!

Oh! And now the house is too.


Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3 . Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

Friday, January 06, 2006

UT Tower Lighting Policy

Why and When

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Vince is God

Vince is God

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Google Traffic Map

customized for your city, zip, &c.


study on how to enhance them.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Coffee Pods

Your way

How Would You Not Know

that there was a second story to the building you're buying.

"Gee Honey, why is the building so tall and the ceiling so low..."

Name Voyager

Track the popularity of names through the years

Make Your Own Jacob's Ladder

and say "Hi" to Jesus for me

Monday, January 02, 2006

Really Bad Album Art - Day 6

I Still Want My Flying Car

but this isn't bad for a Birdman

Interesting Take On The Zapruder Film

After it has been stablized